They latch onto enemies or the environment, then explode a second later, with a satisfying high pitched comic book sound effect. The heavy assault rifle’s rocket rounds are incredibly cathartic. That was when I realised this wasn’t just a gory shooter that reheated old character designs, but a smart, logical extension of the earlier games, heavy on player expression. The 2016 reboot didn’t really interest me until I had the game in my hands. I wondered why he was that excited about what we were seeing on screen, which at the time just looked to me like a pretty shooter with recognisable Doom iconography. I rolled my eyes and thought, “cool your jets, pal, it’s just a ruddy chainsaw.” By the time the Elder Scrolls Online footage started, he’d obviously calmed down.

When the first footage of Doom was revealed, he screamed “oh my God!” When Doomguy chainsawed through a monster in first-person, I swear he grabbed his girlfriend’s hand really tight and shouted “oh shit!” with a hysterically over-the-top cadence that I’ll never forget. At Bethesda’s 2015 E3 conference in Hollywood, I was sitting next to one of those guys in real life.

Doom assault rifle mod